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The 71-Year-Old Virgin.
If you’ve ever lived in San Francisco, you know Owen Dias. He’s the guy sitting on Market Street near Union Square — almost all week every day — holding anti-sex placards. (Dias and I had a bizarre exchange in 2002, where something he said made me so mad I gave him the finger.) Well, someone at the SF Weekly finally had the good sense to ask him what he really believed:
“Owen and his sign define unlawful sex as anything other than a ‘virgin man and a virgin women’ in marriage (read: he or she who has masturbated or looked upon another in lust is no longer a virgin). If you’ve had any other type of nooky, he says the only way you can get right with the Lord is to stop having sex for the rest of your days. ‘I’ve never had sex in my whole life,’ he boasts. ‘Never masturbated in my whole life either. Since I came out of my mother’s womb.’”
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