perpetua:

I will be participating in this event tonight at Brooklyn Based in Greenpoint along with luminaries such as Maura Johnston, Norman Brannon, Jessica Suarez, Daphne Carr and Mark Yarm! Please come out if you can.

I’m going on early, so I have plenty of time to ruin anyone’s Internet perceptions of me!

Also, while I’m still working on the actual substance, I decided that my three minute story is going on a working title of “The ’90s and Our Race to Perfect the Pretense of Austerity.” I’d tell you the subtitle, but I think I’ll get a laugh out of the real people who come to hear me tell it. If you’re one of them, introduce yourself! Guaranteed: I am more afraid of you than you are of me.